What I Never Understand About

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

You Don't Get To Be Old Bein' No Fool.

I Love Show Business. I Wake Up Every Morning And Kiss It.

I Never Met Anybody Who Said When They Were A Kid, I Wanna Grow Up And Be A Critic.