We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.

Life Is Great And Golf Has Been One Of The Great Parts Of It For Me.

I Think We All Feel The Same Things Most Of The Time, We Just Don't Know How To Put It Into Words. When I'm On Stage, I Say It. The Truth Makes People Laugh.

I Can Never Do Nothing In This House!

When You Go To Cable, There Are No Stations And No Affiliates And They Allow You To Do Your Show

80% Of The Women Who Were Asked If They Fake Orgasms Said Yes. Actually, They Said Yes! Oh God, Yes!