When You Go To Cable,

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.

I Got A Pain In My Chest, And I Can't Breathe

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

The Jewelry Stores Say, 'tell Your Wife You Love Her With A Diamond,' While Wives Tell You They Love You With, 'ok, But Just Because It's Valentine's Day.'

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?