I Can Never Do Nothing

You're Never Going To Be A Yankee For A Day, Or You're Never Going To Be A Laker, But With Pro-ams, They Allow You To Feel Like You're A Professional Golfer And Play Under Their Conditions.

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

It's Good To See People Not Smoking. You Get Dressed Up, And You Smoke, And It Gets In Your Clothes. You Go, 'what Should I Wear Tonight?' 'i Don't Know, Honey, How About Something Menthol?'

When Things Are Bad, It's The Best Time To Reinvent Yourself.

If You Make Waffles, Throw Out The First One.