I Can Never Do Nothing

When You Go To Cable, There Are No Stations And No Affiliates And They Allow You To Do Your Show

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.

Making A Movie About One Group Of People Isolates The Larger Majority. That's What I Require Of The Projects That I'm Involved With. I Would Not Ever Make A Movie Strictly For Latinos.

This Is L.a. You Wanna Learn Spanish? Take The Bus.

I've Spent Days In Cinemas Answering Questions From The Audience, In Interviews, Travelling Abroad, And All They Do Is Thank Me Nicely.