Well... You Know, I Would

People Say History Is Boring, And That Is True Because People Are Boring. We Haven't Changed Since Time Began. We're Still The Same.

Everybody's Got A Different Sense Of Humor. It's Just Different Styles.

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.

I Get The Impression The English Kings Were Witty, For Some Reason. I Feel Like All You Had Was Your Wit.

The Thing That Drives Me Crazy Is When Comics Say 'i Have Low Self-esteem.' No You Don't. You're Standing On Stage Asking People To Pay. You Don't Play An Instrument. You Want People To Pay To Hear What's In Your Mind. You Don't Have Low Self-esteem. You Might Have Other Problems.