People Say History Is Boring,

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.

Humanity Is A Crazy Contradiction. I Accept Us For Who We Are. We're Not That Great. Every Time We Take A Step Forward We Go Back To The Same Primitive Behavior. We're Meant To Be This Way. It's Not Our Fault, It's Just Who We Are.

The Thing That Drives Me Crazy Is When Comics Say 'i Have Low Self-esteem.' No You Don't. You're Standing On Stage Asking People To Pay. You Don't Play An Instrument. You Want People To Pay To Hear What's In Your Mind. You Don't Have Low Self-esteem. You Might Have Other Problems.

My Name Has Zero Value.

I'm Always Working On Stuff. But They Never Materialize. I'm Always Working On Movies And Tv Shows.