Well The Country Songs Themselves

Nothing Lasts Forever, But Old Fords And A Natural Stone.

In Church I Was Told That If I So Much As Smoked A Cigarette Or Tasted Alcohol, I’d Be Damned In Hell For All Eternity... It Didn’t Take Long For Me To Start Thinking That Sounded All Wrong... I Didn’t Cotton To The Idea That Your Religion Should Be Flaunted To Other People. Your Religion Is For You, And Is Best Kept Close To Your Heart.

Well, It's A Bloody Mary Morning, My Baby Left Without Warning.

My First Job Was In A Bohemian Polka Band, The Rejcek Family Polka Band In Abbott. The Old Man In The Band Had Another Blacksmith Shop In Abbott, But He Liked Me. All He Had Was Horns And Drums, And I Was Set Up Over There With My Little Guitar With No Amps Or Nothing. I Would Play As Loud As I Wanted To, And Nobody Could Hear Me.

I Like Marijuana Because It Keeps Me From Killing People. And I Think There Are A Lot Of People Out There Who Are Just Like Me. The Reason It's Not Legal Is Because Most People Get Up In The Morning And Get High, Then Forget To Go Out And Vote For It.