My Doctor Tells Me I

I Take It Not Only A Day At A Time, But A Moment At A Time, And Keep It At That Pace. If You Can Be Happy Right Now, Then You’ll Always Be Happy, Because It’s Always In The Now

I'm Drowning In Whiskey River.

There Are Only So Many Notes So There Must Be Only So Many Melodies.

I'm An Old Fashioned Joint Smoker Ya Know.

I've Known Straight And Gay People All My Life. I Can't Tell The Difference... But I'd Never Marry A Guy I Didn't Like.