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Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

I Sing Seriously To My Mom On The Phone. To Put Her To Sleep, I Have To Sing 'maria' From West Side Story. When I Hear Her Snoring, I Hang Up.

I'm Pretty Hot, Right? Very Hot, If I May Say So Myself. Don't You Feel The Sex I'm Radiating?

It Definitely Has Learning A Lesson About The Way You're Living Your Life. I Wouldn't Compare Our Movie To That, But It Has A Structure Where It's About A Man Who Doesn't Appreciate All That He Has And Finds Out At The End That Life Has Been Great And He Has To Enjoy That.