I'm Pretty Hot, Right? Very

I Grew Up In A House That Liked To Be Funny. Everybody Liked To Be Funny. My Family's Been...we've Been Enjoying Each Other's Comedy For Years.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

I Don't Want To Run Around With New People. I Feel Safer With My Friends.

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.