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I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.