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Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.

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