As Soon As I Get

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

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