We're All Self-made Men, But

Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To Borrow Your Neighbor's Newspaper.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except A Loaned Book.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.