Boys Will Be Boys, And

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

The Hardest Thing Is To Take Less When You Can Get More.

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

Peace Has Its Victories No Less Than War, But It Doesn't Have As Many Monuments To Unveil.