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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

If You Think 'loading The Dishwasher' Means 'getting Your Wife Drunk', You Might Be A Redneck