You Might Be A Redneck

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.

I Got My Wife A Mood Ring. It Works Real Good! When Shes In A Good Mood It Turns Blue, But When Shes In A Bad Mood Theres A Red Mark Across My Forehead

You Might Be A Redneck If The Richest Member Of Your Family Bought A House And You Have To Help Take The Wheels Off Of It.

There's No Down Time Any More.