We Need Just Two Players

I'm Not Buddy-buddy With The Players. If They Need A Buddy, Let Them Buy A Dog.

If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.

We Need Just Two Players To Be A Contender. Babe Ruth And Sandy Koufax.

You Sweat Out The Free Agent Thing In November, Then You Make The Trades In December. Then You Struggle To Sign The Guys Left In January, And In February I Get Down To Sewing All The New Numbers On The Uniforms.