If I Managed The Cubs,

Some People Asked Me If I Would Be Interested In Managing The A's. I Said A Definite No Thank You. At Night, That Place Is A Graveyard With Lights.

A Slick Way To Outfigure A Person Is To Get Him Figuring You Figure He's Figuring You're Figuring He'll Figure You Aren't Really Figuring What You Want Him To Figure You Figure.

We Need Three Kinds Of Pitching: Left-handed, Right-handed And Relief.

I'd Rather Go Fishing For Three Years.

I'm Not Buddy-buddy With The Players. If They Need A Buddy, Let Them Buy A Dog.