If I Managed The Cubs,

The Way We Have Been Playing, I Might Tell My Players Not To Cross The Picket Line (umpire Strike Of 1979).

If You Don't Have Outstanding Relief Pitching, You Might As Well Piss On The Fire And Call The Dogs.

We Need Three Kinds Of Pitching: Left-handed, Right-handed And Relief.

We Need Just Two Players To Be A Contender. Babe Ruth And Sandy Koufax.

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.