Wall Street Is Where Prophets

Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go Away.

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

Wall Street Is Where Prophets Tell Us What Will Happen And Profits Tell Us What Did Happen.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.