Wake Me Up When I'm

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

I Understand The Sensitivities Of Grown Children With Little Ones Of Their Own!! They'll Turn Away A Mother Full Of Advice, But They'll Never Say No To One Holding A Mop.

Allow Yourself To Graduate, Every Five Years.

After 14 Years Of Dieting, There Are Only Two Things I've Never Lost. Hope And Weight.

Men Should Come With Instruction Booklets.