Men Should Come With Instruction

My Dog Was With Me All The Time. I Talked To My Dog. She Was My Best Buddy. I Shared All My Secrets With Her, But I Don't Think I Every Really Tried Jokes Out With The Dog.

A Young Bride Can Put On Makeup At 6 In The Morning And Look Fabulous At Midnight. I Have About A 15-minute Window Where I Actually Look Good, And Then I Have To Wash My Face And Start Over.

There Are Only Two Secrets To A Slimmer Shape ... High Heels And Shoulder Pads!

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.