Tv Is The Rat Race

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Gentlemen, Chicolini Here May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot. I Implore You, Send Him Back To His Father And Brothers, Who Are Waiting For Him With Open Arms In The Penitentiary. I Suggest That We Give Him Ten Years In Leavenworth, Or Eleven Years In Twelveworth.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.