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The Best Thing About Living At The Water's Edge: You Only Have Assholes On Three Sides Of You, And If They Come This Way You Can Hear Them Splash.

Weather Forecast For Tonight: Dark.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

Writing Is Really Wonderful Art. A Lot Of This Is Discovery. A Lot Of Things Are Lying Around Waiting To Be Discovered And That's Our Job As Writers Is To Just Notice Them And Bring Them To Life.

I Never Go Anywhere Or Do Anything That Transports Me Outside The Boundaries Of My Mind.