I Believe You Can Joke

You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.

The Christians Gave Him Sunday, The Jews Gave Him Saturday, And The Muslims Gave Him Friday. God Has A Three-day Weekend.

There Are Actually People Who Go Out And Re-fight These Battles. You Know What I Say? Use Real Ammunition! You Just Might Raise The Intelligence Level Of The American Gene Pool!

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

I Went Straight From Shenanigans To Crimes Against Humanity.