Would A Fly Without Wings

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He Thought He Was A Painter.

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

Something Is Wrong. War, Disease, Death, Destruction, Hunger, Filth, Poverty, Crime, Torture, Corruption And The Ice Capades. If This Is The Best God Can Do, I Am Not Impressed. This Is Not What You Expect To Find On The Resume Of A Supreme Being. It's What You Expect From An Office Temp With A Bad Attitude.