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I Dont See Why People Are So Snooty About Channel Five. It Has Some Respectable Documentaries About The Second World War. It Also Devotes Considerable Airtime To Investigations Into Lap-dancing, And Other Related And Vital Subjects

I Want To Offer Particular Congratulations To Andrea Leadsom On Her Stunning Achievement. She Is Now Well Placed To Win And Replace The Absurd Gloom In Some Quarters With A Positive, Confident And Optimistic Approach, Not Just To Europe, But To Government All Round.

Voting Tory Will Cause Your Wife To Have Bigger Breasts And Increase Your Chances Of Owning A Bmw M3.

So I'm Definitely In Favour Of Stimulating The Dynamic Wealth Creation Sectors Of The Economy.

I'm A One-nation Tory.