Dark Forces Dragged Me Away

These Days We Dimly Believe That The Second World War Was Won With Russian Blood And American Money; And Though That Is In Some Ways True, It Is Also True That, Without Churchill, Hitler Would Almost Certainly Have Won.

I Would Ban Sweets From School - But This Pressure To Bring In Healthy Food Is Too Much.

The Dreadful Truth Is That When People Come To See Their Mp, They Have Run Out Of Better Ideas.

I Think I Was Once Given Cocaine But I Sneezed So It Didn't Go Up My Nose. In Fact, It May Have Been Icing Sugar.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.