My Policy On Cake Is

There Is Absolutely No One, Apart From Yourself, Who Can Prevent You, In The Middle Of The Night, From Sneaking Down To Tidy Up The Edges Of That Hunk Of Cheese At The Back Of The Fridge.

I'm No Communist.i'm A Tax Cutting Conservative. But I Want A Capitalism That Is Fairer To Forgotten People.

If We Judged Everybody By The Stupid, Unguarded Things They Blurt Out To Their Nearest And Dearest, Then We Wouldn't Ever Get Anywhere.

Hitler Showed The Evil That Could Be Done By The Art Of Rhetoric. Churchill Showed How It Could Help To Save Humanity.

All The People I Talk To, Increasingly, Can See That The Emperor Has Got No Clothes. The Case For Leaving [the Eu] Is Now Overwhelming.