If We Judged Everybody By

I Love Swimming In Rivers, And Well Remember Once Jumping In At Chiswick.

Never In My Life Did I Think I Would Be Congratulated By Mick Jagger For Achieving Anything.

It Is Possible To Have A Pretty Good Life And Career Being A Leech And A Parasite In The Media World, Gadding About From Tv Studio To Tv Studio, Writing Inconsequential Pieces And Having A Good Time.

I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.

My Policy On Cake Is Pro Having It And Pro Eating It.