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The Difference Between Hitler's Speeches And Churchill's Speeches Was That Hitler Made You Think He Could Do Anything; Churchill Made You Think You Could Do Anything.

Some People Play The Piano, Some Do Sudoku, Some Watch Television, Some People Go Out To Dinner Parties. I Write Books.

I Have Come To The Conclusion That Tony Blair Has Finally Gone Mad ... He Made Assertions That Are So Jaw-droppingly And Breathtakingly At Variance With Reality That He Surely Needs Professional Psychiatric Help.

My Policy On Cake Is Pro Having It And Pro Eating It.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.