I'm No Communist.i'm A Tax

I Think It'd Be Disgraceful If A Chap Wasn't Allowed To Have A Bit Of Fun In Las Vegas. The Real Scandal Would Be If You Went To Vegas And You Didn't Misbehave In Some Trivial Way.

The Lib Dems Are Not Just Empty. They Are A Void Within A Vacuum Surrounded By A Vast Inanition.

You Are Part Of Our Great British Family.

In 1904, 20 Per Cent Of Journeys Were Made By Bicycle In London. I Want To See A Figure Like That Again. If You Can't Turn The Clock Back To 1904, What's The Point Of Being A Conservative?

Some People Play The Piano, Some Do Sudoku, Some Watch Television, Some People Go Out To Dinner Parties. I Write Books.