The Dreadful Truth Is That

I Dont See Why People Are So Snooty About Channel Five. It Has Some Respectable Documentaries About The Second World War. It Also Devotes Considerable Airtime To Investigations Into Lap-dancing, And Other Related And Vital Subjects

We Should Celebrate Immigrants And Everything They Do For Our Country.

The Dreadful Truth Is That When People Come To See Their Mp, They Have Run Out Of Better Ideas.

My Friends, As I Have Discovered Myself, There Are No Disasters, Only Opportunities. And, Indeed, Opportunities For Fresh Disasters.

I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming Prime Minister As Of Being Decapitated By A Frisbee Or Of Finding Elvis.