It Just Happens I Write

I Think It'd Be Disgraceful If A Chap Wasn't Allowed To Have A Bit Of Fun In Las Vegas. The Real Scandal Would Be If You Went To Vegas And You Didn't Misbehave In Some Trivial Way.

London Is The Sporting Capital Of The World. I Say To The Chinese And I Say To The World, Ping Pong Is Coming Home.

I Am Supporting David Cameron Purely Out Of Cynical Self-interest.

I Dont See Why People Are So Snooty About Channel Five. It Has Some Respectable Documentaries About The Second World War. It Also Devotes Considerable Airtime To Investigations Into Lap-dancing, And Other Related And Vital Subjects

Remind Me: Who Was The Greater Mass Murderer, Stalin Or Hitler? Well, Stalin Is Thought To Have Been Responsible For About 50 Million Deaths, And Hitler For A Mere 25 Million. What Hitler Did In His Concentration Camps Was Equalled If Not Exceeded In Foulness By The Soviet Gulags, Forced Starvation And Pogroms. What Makes The Achievements Of Communist Russia So Special And Different, That You Can Simper Around In A Cccp T-shirt, While Anyone Demented Enough To Wear Anything Commemorating The Third Reich Would Be Speedily Banged Away Under The 1986 Public Order Act?