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America Will Tolerate The Taking Of A Human Life Without Giving It A Second Thought. But Don't Misuse A Household Pet.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

My Wife And I Went To Jail In Selma. The Difference When I Was Back There Recently? White Folks? No. Black Folks Who Were Not Scared. I Was Behind The President This Time. When I Was A Little Boy And Ran Around With Trifling Dudes, I Was The Only One Scared Of Dogs. And I Was Bitten 14 Times! Dogs Smell Scared. And That's The Same Thing With People: 50 Years Ago They Smelled Fear. There Was No Fear This Time.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

Martin Luther King Taught Us All Nonviolence. I Was Told To Extend Nonviolence To The Mother And Her Calf.