Truth Is The Baby Of

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.

Wouldn't It Be A Helluva Joke If All This Were Really Burnt Cork And You People Were Being Tolerant For Nuthin'?

I Never Believed In Santa Claus Because I Knew No White Dude Would Come Into My Neighborhood After Dark.

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.