The Funniest Jokes You Know

Nature Is Not Affected By Finance. If Someone Offered You Ten Thousand Dollars To Let Them Touch Your Eyeball Without Blinking, You Would Never Collect The Money. At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

The Jelly-bean Eating Thug Says That National Defense Is Important. But National Defense Starts At Home.

I Go To Chinese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Chinese. I Go To Japanese Christian Community. Jesus Looks Japanese. I Go To Brazilian Christian Community. Jesus Looks Brazilian. How Come In America Jesus Looks White?

Love Is Very Dangerous If You Just Have Love And Don't Have The Ability To Be Lovable.

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.