Tony The Tiger Usually Thinks

I Saw On Hbo They Were Advertising A Boxing Match "it's A Fight To The Finish". That's A Good Place To End.

I Like To Smoke A Pipe, Because It's The Punch Line Indicator. Whenever I Take A Hit Of The Pipe, You Should Be Laughing.

My Belt Holds My Pants Up, But The Belt Loops Hold My Belt Up. I Don't Really Know What's Happening Down There. Who Is The Real Hero?

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.