To Win The People, Always

You Cannot Teach A Crab To Walk Straight.

The Gods, My Dear Simple Fellow, Are A Mere Expression Coined By Vulgar Superstition. We Frown Upon Such Coinage Here.

Today Things Are Better Than Yesterday.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?

One Bush, They Say, Can Never Hide Two Thieves.