You Cannot Teach A Crab

Old Age Is Second Childhood.

It Is Right That The Good Should Be Happy, That The Wicked And The Impious On The Other Hand, Should Be Miserable; That Is A Truth, I Believe, Which No One Will Gainsay.

What Unlooked-for Things Do Happen, To Be Sure, In A Long Life!

Women, You Overheated Dipsomaniacs, Never Passing Up A Chance To Wangle A Drink, A Great Boon To Bartenders But A Bane To Us--not To Mention Our Crockery And Our Woolens!

Words Give Wings To The Mind And Make A Man Soar To Heaven.