Today Things Are Better Than

Words Give Wings To The Mind And Make A Man Soar To Heaven.

Women, You Overheated Dipsomaniacs, Never Passing Up A Chance To Wangle A Drink, A Great Boon To Bartenders But A Bane To Us--not To Mention Our Crockery And Our Woolens!

No Man Is Really Honest; None Of Us Is Above The Influence Of Gain.

What Unlooked-for Things Do Happen, To Be Sure, In A Long Life!

A Man's Homeland Is Wherever He Prospers.