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This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

I'm A Writer And, Therefore, Automatically A Suspicious Character.

Everything's Perverted In A Different Way.

When An Actor Comes To Me And Wants To Discuss His Character, I Say, 'it's In The Script.' If He Says, 'but What's My Motivation?, ' I Say, 'your Salary.'