I Was An Uncommonly Unattractive

A Good Film Is When The Price Of The Dinner, The Theatre Admission And The Babysitter Were Worth It.

I'm Full Of Fears And I Do My Best To Avoid Difficulties And Any Kind Of Complications. I Like Everything Around Me To Be Clear As Crystal And Completely Calm.

I’m Frightened Of Eggs, Worse Than Frightened; They Revolt Me. That Round White Thing Without Any Holes, And When You Break It, Inside There’s That Yellow Thing, Round, Without Any Holes… Brrr! Have You Ever Seen Anything More Revolting Than An Egg Yolk Breaking And Spilling Its Yellow Liquid? Blood Is Jolly, Red. But Egg Yolk Is Yellow, Revolting. I’ve Never Tasted It.

There Are Several Differences Between A Footballl Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also There Are More Injuries At A Football Game.

I Am To Provide The Public With Beneficial Shocks.