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I Can't Read Fiction Without Visualizing Every Scene. The Result Is It Becomes A Series Of Pictures Rather Than A Book.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

Puns Are The Highest Form Of Literature.

Revenge Is Sweet And Not Fattening.

Film Your Murders Like Love Scenes, And Film Your Love Scenes Like Murders.