I'm Not Much Into Rear

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

I'm Sure Anyone Who Likes A Good Crime, Provided It Is Not The Victim.

Self-plagiarism Is Style.

There Are Several Differences Between A Football Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also, There Are Usually More Casualties In A Football Game. The Object Of The Game Is To Move A Ball Past The Other Team's Goal Line. This Counts As Six Points. No Points Are Given For Lacerations, Contusions, Or Abrasions, But Then No Points Are Deducted, Either. Kicking Is Very Important In Football. In Fact, Some Of The More Enthusiastic Players Even Kick The Ball, Occasionally.

I Have A Perfect Cure For A Sore Throat: Cut It.