To Get A Man's Attention,

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

To Get A Man's Attention, Just Stand In Front Of The Tv And Don't Move. He'll Talk To You. I Promise.

The Ego Is Like A Kid In The Basement: It's Best To Keep Him Busy.

Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying If We Have To. I'm An Algebra Liar. I Figure Two Good Lies Make A Positive.