Times Don't Change. Men Do.

Learn From Other People's Mistakes. Life Is Too Short To Make Them All Yourself.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.

The American Success Formula Is First To Get A Home Of Your Own, Then To Get A Car Of Your Own So You Don't Have To Stay In That Home Of Your Own.