Times Don't Change. Men Do.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

People, More Than Things, Have To Be Restored, Renewed, Revived, Reclaimed, And Redeemed.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.