It's So Simple To Be

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.