Courage Is Walking Naked Through

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

The Longest Word In The World Is "a Word From Our Sponsor."

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.