Those Who The Gods Seek

I've Always Been Part Of Comedy. One Of The Things About Our Family Was That If We Were Reasonably Funny With Each Other, Particularly My Two Brothers And Myself, When My Father Was Upset With Something You'd Want To Make Sure In Some Way You Made Him Laugh. Because When He Didn't Laugh, You Were In Trouble!

I Really Have To Keep An Eye On Myself, Because Sometimes I Think I Might Say Something Important.

Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

Are You Having Problems Hearing? If So, Those Around You Already Know It. Hearing Loss Is No Laughing Matter, So Don't Be A Punchline.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.