I Really Have To Keep

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

I Like My Sex The Way I Play Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible.

The Reason They Call If 'golf' Is That All The Other 4 Letter Words Were Used Up.

I'm Afraid If I Don't Keep Moving, They're Going To Catch Me ... I Am 81 Years Old And I Want To See What's Around The Corner, And I Don't See Any Reason In The World Not To Keep Working. But I Am Starting To Value My Down Time A Great Deal Because I Am Realizing There Might Be Other Things To Do That I Am Overlooking.

Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is Good!